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And when the month is over they can say goodbye to these new episodes.

I guess, but wouldn't it be quieter to pack the kids in the mini-van and run a hose from the exhaust pipe to the interior?

Brilliant. Say, can I get WALL-E in a whole bunch of non-biodegradable formats? I want to build a plastic barge I can live on after the ice caps have all melted.

Can someone explain this dual-format packaging strategy? Is it just a way to get rid of DVDs that won't sell? If you have the BD, why would you watch the DVD? If you don't have a BD player, why get one of these? Are you supposed to give one copy to a friend? If you give a friend the DVD and keep the BD for yourself…

Ladies love the flopping.

Is it St. Swithin's Day already?

I'll be bear for you.

I, too, would like to see citations and charts for every throw-away gag made on this site.

I'm looking forward to tonight's weeding episode on Game of Thrones.

The biggest twist was the part where the movie turned out to be kind of boring.

Holy shit, dude. That's fucking brilliant.

Let's not jump to any conclusions…

"forcing her to take 'a very long, confusing walk of shame in a
ridiculously bright colored taffeta bridesmaid’s gown through the island
paradise.'"

Wester O's:
A balanced breakfast is coming!

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus Must have something to do with where Christopher Walken had been hiding it for five years. That knowledge makes it seem larger and knobbier than it actually is.

Pretending to sell a crappy stainless steel and rubber watch for that money is a crafty way to spread brand awareness. I didn't know about this watchmaker before I read this article and have since forgotten its name, but I did an internet search and almost clicked on their iternetcyclopedia entry.

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus You're right; I just remember it as being too large to fit comfortably on a wrist.

*Cuts Otto's hand off with a $10 machete, grabs watch, climbs over wall, runs away laughing.*

Pulp Fiction pocket watch. Scented.