@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

When you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sound of poor people starving.

When will someone get around to making a gay version of Glee?

If they really wanted attention they would have just had sex with their aunt like a boss: on a boat before they threw her on the ground. But instead we just get them jizzing in their pants.

¡Muh Mmuhmmumba!

"Think about your old man while having the best sex of your life!"

@GuyIncognitoII:disqus That's because you have no sole.

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus Take some aspirin. That should eel you.

@Dikachu:disqus we were raised together to be singing fishermen, but he couldn't carry a tuna.

@Dikachu:disqus : don't worry. @avclub-b75b9c7650b0df61f705a5cbe8d3b38d:disqus was already anenome of mine.

It's his fault for being so koi.

This movie is a red herring.

Let's roll boulders down on his hill face.

"to Jefferson, Mississippi to BERRY their mother."

The central idea is that we shouldn't worry about medieval-tinged fantasy scenarios? Or that the New York Magazine site pulled some estimated income and expenditure figures?

No glass slipper is wearable after my club foot's done with it.

Word Up!

How will he be able to do both of these things at once? With the upcoming wedding in GoT I expect he's committed to the series for quite a long time.

I tried to do a reverse Raul Julia in Soviet Russia on Backwards Day but wound up getting sodomized by Bizarro Superman.

Sex farm woman!