Wait wait… why did you tell us this?

With gymnastics.

Yeah, I guess it's perfect just the way it is.

That's a "Ron Donald Don't."

@avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus Fuckin' Yoda has had over 900 years to learn some goddamn grammar and never got around to it, so whatever. Drink on, says I.

Yeah, a kid yelling "Now!" to get his Wii to fire lasers at a gas cloud that bursts into a fiery bat signal… I totally don't get how that's the climax. Can we just get a Last Starfighter remake or something?

I think you mean "that it written will be, a possibility is."

Those bowling scenes really held the film together. And this guy peed on them.

You are likely to have much higher opening-weekend sales than if it’s a screenplay without toenail polish.

You want a screenplay? I can get you a screenplay, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Nice, Bro!

Or dating a pre-op because she has nice hooters.

Having just read "War and Peace and Zombies" and "The Zombies Karamazov" I'm all zombied out.

Wait, when did Sidney Pollack die? And where did you say the hookers are?

Hint for the interview: don't talk so much about ties.

Hey, man, you diagramming me?

Somebody call that 1-800 number and report back.

A giant robot based economy would probably be an improvement over our current ring tone and pizza delivery based economy.

I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab.

It's not cold in here you're just dying.