Admit it, you rote that "womb rume fume" thing.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

More importantly, when do we get to start hating him?

THERE'D better be an explanation for this clip's failure to play.

Yet neither is as good as last year's Parameter offerings.

@drdarke:disqus She should stick to wearing overalls.

Or lob a bag of crap at them, señor.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus I never did like House Eggs and their "Two Eggs Over Easy" sigil. House Pancakes, however, really melts my butter.

You partially named your child Arya? What's the other part, "N. Brotherhood?" Please let it be "Arya N. Brotherhood…"

The guy who got shot with the arrow last week sure seemed to think it was a clever prank.

Every damn night?

The outcome remaains Dowdful.

So is it Superman or Clark Kent who likes to give handjobs to helpful strangers? I mean, that's generally what's expected of hitchhikers. At least that's what's expected when they ride in the Paulsonmobile.

Arndt you relieved?

All that spicy dancing sure dries a mouth out.

It goes great with that Hitler hairdo.

Manatees are very ethical writers. Either everything's okay to write about, or nothing is.

I don't get the hitchhiking thing either. Am I supposed to sympathize with him because can't get a ride? Just fly your ass to your destination, moocher. Here's a dude with unlimited strength. Does he save the planet from ecological collapse by using his strength to turn some kind of power-generating turbine thingy?…

Me hate Bizarro Passive Agressive Superman.

This looks as if Snyder drank some of Terence Malick's kool-aid. So instead of slo-mo we'll get short depth of field, beautiful shots of nature, and tiresome voice overs. Hopefully we'll also get Superman flying around in that spaceship that has pneumatic metal fists mounted on the front.