Why is Wolverine on an oil rig in this?

I know where I belong.

No, it wasn't not Tom Sawyer. 

Yeah, I don't think I laughed once at these last two episodes. I smiled a couple times, but Schaal and Mirman were underutilized or miscast and the whole Sealab setting seemed pointless. "B" seems a fair score for the season, but that seems really disappointing compared to what's come before.

@avclub-54d29188fe85ae6a66b5ffaa043f799f:disqus is as Account Requirement is Stupid does.

And that's why you always leave a note.

This is a good point. But did you know that describing things as "dumb" and "stupid" doesn't necessarily mean that you yourself aren't dumb and stupid?

I heard there'd be some hop-ons.

@avclub-92d96da583b3bf0ca7d61ab3b3aba04b:disqus So we're agreed: the gore was entertaining and more people needed to be hit in the head with crowbars in order to make the movie scary.

Right? Why was that bit cut from the release?

You posted about a non-ironic typo a hour ago.

You must be a dirty white boy. Or do you just want to know what love is?

Yeah, not nearly as good as the trailer made it look. Plenty of gross-out horror, but neither as fun or scary as the original. I think it works as a critique of the Obama administration and its capacity to disappoint, just don't go in hoping for much change or anything.

She's hot blooded, check it and see.

If there's any racially sensitive situation that can't be improved by the influence of Qweef Latina, I haven't encountered it yet.

Black Hole? How could that be racist?

From the creators of Tron: Legacy and Prometheus: another movie that really sucks.

Can vampire mating oven?

@Proprietrist:disqus http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You've lured all of your enemies inside a prison, so instead of LOCKING THEM INSIDE THE PRISON just let them wander back out, shoot hundreds of rounds at them and miss EVERY SINGLE TIME, and let them escape. Since you're totally outnumbered go ahead and split up your group, sending three to chase after thirty. Derp!