Connecticut has them at the state level.  New York City has a sheriff, but the city is its own identically named county, so I'm not sure how that works exactly.  Wasn't Andy Griffith in the same situation, where his town and county were both named Mayberry?

Let's face it though, House needed to be put out of its misery by the end; they'd clearly run out of ideas.  Unfortunately, this show never had any good ideas to begin with, so they picked House's replacement poorly.

I'd like to see the Nostalgia Critic take a run at it, complete with lots of shrieking, attempted escapes from being forced to watch, and gunfire.  Think of it as a new series - actors we remember fondly from nostalgic films and TV shows of yesteryear, and then catch up with and review what they're up to now… I think…

We're also being punished with a third season of The Killing in early June.

Only if you can get Samuel L. Jackson to agree to play the role in whiteface makeup.  "I have had it with these muthafuckin psychos in a muthafuckin house!  Nevermore asshole!"

Who wants to take bets on how many minutes it'll take in the next episode before she gets to taunt Ryan about how the story is still unfolding and what a grand and dark story it'll be, and then somehow kill herself with yet another suicidal aid that the FBI didn't find?  Seriously, who taught them how to search people?

I keep expecting Homer Simpson's spirit guide fox from his peyote trip to show up.

I think the biggest unintentional laugh line was when the question "how does someone like that become a sheriff in a town?" was asked, and they sped past it/hand waved it away with a super-fast reading of "I dunno, I mean the guy won awards."

Given that it's got a whole 'nother season to go, it's certainly in the running for that title.

Eh, only if you actually started to believe it was a good show.

Then the doctor gave him some topical cream and a shot of antibiotics, and he lived happily ever after.  The End.

But he's got a master plan you see… it's stupid, and we'll probably see it coming a mile away, but it's a master plan, and he's sticking to it dagnabit. ;)

I'd like to see him go the full Wolowitz: switch it over to a dickie, and start wearing whimsical belt buckles and ridiculously tight pants. :)

Because there's no significant blood flow or important moving parts to be found in the shoulder. ;)

We've been spoiled by the first Scream movie I suppose, where they just stab the crap out of each other for fun, and are perfectly okay to run around and try to kill someone thereafter.

Yeah, I was surprised at the level of forward motion this week.  Poorly constructed and executed forward motion, but still.

Dude, its a show about a Keystone Cops version of the FBI ineptly trying to shut down a poorly conceived murderous cult of personality being run by a man who has none.  Given that it fails at everything else, I think it's a little much to hope that it would contribute to a better understanding of bi erasure in popular…

Someone's got to play the Gimp, after all.

It would be the height of sublime irony if this show won a GLAAD award. ;)

Then we need to live in fear - if someone who writes as poorly and displays as little charisma as Joe can create a cult like this, the talents and personal magnetism of a deranged Sims could enable him to take over the world!