Unless he gives it an F or an A, we grade it honestly, since there's no thrill in a D-/A-, D/B+ or D+/B divide.

Oh god… leave poor Roald Dahl out of this… what did he ever do to deserve being crapped on like that? ;)

It's so bad, the reviews make for great entertainment.  Think of it as our own classic Poe - every crappy episode is another downward swing of the pendulum before it tears poor Sims' sanity to shreds. ;)

I suspect they will - who doesn't like watching a critic slowly come unglued? ;)