I was oddly repulsed
upon seeing Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben.

"…I suspect that this will cause strangers on the Internet to make patronizing statements about my intelligence."
I get that AVClub writers are playing to a tough, opinionated crowd, but, man, gotta keep this paranoia in check. Part of journalism history are citizens writing letters to newspapers saying some writer's…

And on Pixies. That's just a legendary discography right there.

This is an interesting enough concept
Solid, agreeable enough. Worth a look at various bands.

RAAAAPE
MURDERRRR

Refunds are rare if they see the whole movie
Even with the prickliest people, they seem understanding that if they sit through the entire movie, they don't deserve their money back.

Solid episode, but missed a chance to nail the ending
The episode was going in a great surreal direction, easily the funniest so far, but it set up an amazing way for it to finish. Just before Ryan announces The Truth (a frustrating sitcom trope), he shares a look with Wilfred. What that look should have said and what…

The LA Times also mentioned that Kevin James movies rarely do well internationally, since verbal jokes and his type of schtick don't translate well, but there's hope for ZOOKEEPER, because it features talking animals.

WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK??

Fun Stuff
So what's the news?

Thanks, glitchy comment board. There goes all hope for the validity of my comments.

Way too much focus here on the domestic market
Yeah, it was the number one movie in the country with a serious (if not qualified) haul, but Paramount is all jizz buckets over the international market. According to the LA Times, it made $217 million internationally, up a staggering 51% over "Revenge of the Fallen"'s…

Way too much focus here on the domestic market
Yeah, it was the number one movie in the country with a serious (if not qualified) haul, but Paramount is all jizz buckets over the international market. According to the LA Times, it made $217 million internationally, up a staggering 51% over "Revenge of the Fallen"'s…

Late in the game, I call for reviewing it, not just because I'm one of the fans who stuck around in spite of hating the show at times, but also that last season's stunning turn-around toward the end was talked about enough that people might at least have their curiosity piqued.

Ejaculate. Both the noun and the verb.

It depends on how haphazard it is. If it's something like Whitest Kids U'Know, that typically has the scattershot vibe of an improv night at the student union, only with money. However, if it's something like Upright Citizens Brigade, which connects things together and actually goes through a creative process, then it…

Warren Beatty-type game changer
Yeah, because nothing would legitimatize your career like starring in Best Picture nominees. "Social Network" will never garner the respect of "Bullworth."

Or Christy Carlson Romano. Or Beans, for that matter.

Or Christy Carlson Romano. Or Beans, for that matter.

He's in movies where he talks to giant robots from space. I can see where the line between fact and fiction can get blurred.