Yeah, I got the same thing and do not currently see the comment I made implying that Bay has the ulterior motives of getting audiences to definitely pay premium ticket prices to see his movie, instead of boring ticket prices.

I am convinced
I will do as Bay suggests and pay more money than I normally would to see his movie.

Oh, "Heavyweights" holds up. Especially Ben Stiller, when you put the role in the context of the career, you see the raw talent that got misdirected somewhere along the way ("Something About Mary"? Probably).

You know that alligator that got your hand? Well, I got his HEAD.

Hey!
Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark!

Yeah, I agree with Rabin in regards to Lisa episodes. They're drab, because Lisa is both a Catholic mother and a Jewish mother in the body of a small child (I'm saying she guilt-trips, is what I'm saying.)

Oh, I assumed that was a given. Okay, disclaimer: walking into hotels and taking advantage of them not knowing who their guests are should be done at one's own risk.

@John Michael: that Nick Arcade video not only demonstrated their ignorance, it demonstrated how Nick Arcade was warped. These children had to watch flashing images and identify them all? A "Misery" question??

DC-based nerdcore duo, Hiphopmcdougal. Especially this Chuck E. Cheese jam that someone in publicity at the corporate offices dug so much, he made this low-budget video.

HIPHOPMCDOUGAL
DC-based nerdcore duo. They did a song about Chuck E. Cheese, and a promo guy from the corporate offices found it, loved it, and made a low-budget video of it.

But who will accidentally step on them all the freakin' time?
It's not a Hot Wheels movie without some bare foot stumbling over it for the third time that day and fine, I'll pick it up. We've told him so many times to pick these up, but he doesn't listen, and I am sick and tired of busting my foot on these goddamn…

SECURITY?!?!!?
I'm glad people freaked out, almost like an obligation. They're in an airport, there's no visible security (they aren't exactly the whitest pieces of bread), so clearly, IT'S FURY TIME.

A great tip for saving money on a long road trip is to wander into any hotel and eat their continental breakfast. Many places are dull, cereal and bagels (but hey, free bagels), but sometimes you can land on sausage, bacon, biscuits and gravy. And, of course, there's coffee.

Jonathan Coulton's best novelty song is either "First of May" or "Furry Old Lobster," but his legit songs can be great (and get sadly forgotten). "Code Monkey" gets a fucking TV show, but solid songs like "The Future Soon" get ignored.

I want to meet someone who won "GUTS"and has a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

Exclusive property of the National Football League, Major League Baseball, blah blah blah.

Nickelodeon Parents
Clarissa's dad shows up every now and then. Most recently, he's got a recurring spot as Pete Campbell's client/father-in-law on "Mad Men."

I eat my gyros the way hotels do floors. Once I hit 12, I move onto 14. I'll never eat that 13th gyro!

Seriously, though, the problem isn't watching fucking TV. That's like saying reading is lazy and causes diseases. The obesity issue here is mostly economic. Those vegetables we're supposed to eat (as opposed to the easy-to-find vegetables that aren't organic and whatever) are scarce and expensive. As are lean meats…

Goldie Hawn says "Semen."
Bam. First joke.