Why does the town appear to be a college? Why is Jonas so old? Why is there a space ship? Why is Meryl Streep's role substantial? Why is everything in color?

Yeah, it wasn't until I woke up and remembered the blah blah blah "I loved you instantly" nonsense that I put those pieces together. The editing made it feel like a cliffhanger, but it was probably just meant to be cute. Which is EXACTLY what I want from my news reporters.

Has anyone figured out what story Maggie received at the end? It came from Beijing, but I can't remember a big Chinese story happening around election time.

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This is just giving the finger to those of us who defend this show. Seriously, they COULD show off the unique filmmaking or occasionally daring writing, but why do that when they'd rather reduce the show to one extended hashtag?

Pretty cool of Don to tell Sloan how to feel when a man she trusted used her sexuality to betray her.

***MINOR MOVIE SPOILERS***

Having seen this movie, I can tell you it's not a great trailer, because it neglects to demonstrate how dark and shallow Miles Teller's character gets. As mentioned in the review, he treats Shailene Woodley's character like absolute garbage while she follows him like a sick puppy, seemingly out of control of her…

Did anyone even TRY calling Nicolas Cage??

She thought that cop had cruel intentions when he made her walk the line. He should have said, "This isn't Pleasantville, this is the real world."

That credit montage was amazing, in all its grainy glory.

I like the TOMORROW NEVER DIES reference, because the movie felt like a Bond installment, right down to the "Tony Stark will return" at the end of the credits. Stark saves the world from yet another terrorist, all while throwing out pithy one-liners and using cool toys, which is sort of the formula for IRON MAN in…

The one and only internship I've ever had was as a historical reenactor on a colonial Maryland tobacco farm. I was in costume, I ate a shitload of cornbread, I built a turkey coop, and loved every minute of it. So yeah, "super cool."

I just went through all of these comments to just to make sure someone brought up this picture. It's my phone cover.

My roommate is from West Virginia, and he is proud to admit that throughout his life, his friends back home have tased him 40 times.

My roommate is from West Virginia, and he is proud to admit that throughout his life, his friends back home have tased him 40 times.

"Benedict Cumberbatch/ Majoring in Lumberjack…"

"Benedict Cumberbatch/ Majoring in Lumberjack…"

This still means I know more about a new "Star Wars" movie than I do about any aspect of my own self as a person in 2015.

This still means I know more about a new "Star Wars" movie than I do about any aspect of my own self as a person in 2015.