What's better: going to Bonnaroo or BRAGGING about Bonnaroo?
"You had work?? That sucks, dude! Bonnaroo was amazing. Everyone was so… great. Just the vibe, and… yeah. And the music was so good! I was stoned all the time, and tripped during MMJ and it was so beautiful. Yeah, you should have gotten off work! None of us…

Lousy doctors
Putting out their cigarettes on everyone's good time.

Netflix used Chappelle Show for recommendations
by asking "How often do you watch RACISM like Chappelle Show, season 1"?

Also Ferrell's "Er-Ernest HEM-mingway."

"Those who have toiled for coherence."

It's barely a song. It's the Coldplay version of meandering lo-fi being made in Astoria, Queens studio apartments. It's expensively-produced noise that starts, plays, then stops.

I often seem to get a Picasso.

He sounded like an adult with only the slightest hint of delusion, if any. So no, no Dustin "I will fuck every single person" Diamond.

Try an orthodontist.

Try a carpenter.

Now the office pools are a lot more interesting. You're not just picking 5 or 10, you're picking 5 to 10. Good money.

Yeah, those boho, unpopular art school bullshit movies. Like "King's Speech." Or "Chicago." Or "Return of the King." Or "Titanic." "Gladiator." "Braveheart." "Forrest Gump." "Dances with Wolves." "Rain Man." "Rocky." "The Godfather." "Gone With the Wind." "The Sound of Music."

Meh, "Hurley" was decent, and definitely better than "Raditude."

I saw Seether open for Weezer last month
I also won an upgrade to the VIP section, with all-you-can-drink beer. So I was entertained.

@fishbelly: Psh, don't hate on my false equivalency.

They did censor one moment, when the warlord calls out, "What the fuck is this??" They didn't just bleep, but they went to a camera far up in the seats, so that the TV audience couldn't read his lips.

Let's be fair, he is a stabbing robot.

How would it be good for his career?? The more he lays it on here, and the more he backs it up by doing nationwide appearances and PSAs, the more he separates himself from various other celebrities who half-ass an apology tweet and go on being a shameless dick.

Joseph Smith, do not fuck that baby! I will get rid of your AIDS, if you fuck this frog.

I believe…
That God has a plan for all of us.