Based on that picture
This is "Jurassic Park" in Florida.

Somewhere between USA and FX. I think rumors of "Justified" reached A&E, and they went, "Fuck, fuck, go, go now!" And a show was made.

That guy's an unpopular nerd?
I want to hear the thought process that led to creators justifying this person being someone not bombarded by unbridled popularity.

Heath Ledger.

I'm of the slightly younger generation that were of the same age as the kid he was accused of abusing, and I'd say that was the line. That sort of coincided with "The Simpsons," but the potential died at that point for most of my age group, coupling childish (still on-going) jokes with his musical relevance collapsing…

I have crazy ambivalence for Time Warner. On the one hand, they are never timely or prepared for any service call. Their customer service is as elliptical as a non-outsourced phone service can be, and the cable and internet itself is par, at best.

Thank God "Weeds" isn't just pulling guest stars from "Damages" now.

Pixar tends toward the contextually chilling visions of the world, like in "Finding Nemo," where a father loses the only living relation he has, his disabled son.

They already released it in 3-D
It's called GODDAMN LIVE THEATER.

Remember when you couldn't skip past trailers? And sometimes, those trailers were 2-minute documentaries on the next feature?

Guillermo
Five will get you ten that some mid-season episode ends with a cliffhanger phone call to or from Guillermo. And he'll be all, "You think I am criminal, but you am criminal, something something Spanish."

Cheesecake Factory hate??
What's wrong with the Cheesecake Factory? It's not fucking Lutece, but really now. It's a nice meal with some really solid desert. And a lot of alcohol.

Glad to hear that a good chunk is on YouTube. I wanted to first see it as a movie, to see what's awful myself, instead of seeing it with a crowd of strangers, all of whom are clamoring for the chance to to point out Their Own Private Best Moment. Otherwise known as TOP BM.

Say, who does everyone's taxes?

Dunno about the mayor. But the superintendent…whoo….

Any calls? Any messages? Any customers?

She was willing to negotiate, but you all thought it'd be funnier to insult her. Well now it's her turn, wise-asses.

I did the "Ghostbusters" tour. By "tour," I mean I found a website and made a point to visit all the shooting locations it had there. The site talked about how proud they were for going inside the house and talking to the firefighters about the movie. I did not do this, because I immediately perceived it as a dick…

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

The walls of the 53rd Precinct were bleeding. Now how do you explain that?