I thought "One Tree Hill" vanished when the self-serious video of a dog eating a donor heart went viral.

Ms. Carter
So she's married to Jay-Z. Or his sister?

Another reason I haven't seen it all the way through. I've seen enough of it to know that "fuck" is essential to the poetry.

It is this exact reasoning that led me to see "Avatar." I wanted to cut off anyone who responded to my hatred with, "Did you even see the movie?" Fuck yeah I saw that shit.

Hal Sparks. That's his name. I knew it would come to me.

Goodfellas
I think I lie about seeing that. It's one of those movies that I've seen big chunks of many times, but cannot remember if I've ever sat and watched it in its entirety.

Sounds like VH-1 lied to me.
I was under the impression, thanks to various VH-1 clip shows, that Johnny Depp hated "21 Jump Street." Dammit, guy from "Queer as Folk"!

Alan Partridge with an "In the Loop" chaser
Best British drink order since someone matched scotch with ale.

Put Old Bay on eggs. It's perfect.

Something something comparing hip-hop's distaste for homosexuality with Iowa's plan to let businesses refuse service to anyone in a same-sex marriage.

I dunno
I've been to one of those Amsterdam shows, and… I just don't know.

20 Years Old
You know what? Fuck him.

Well there's a dusty chestnut. Nicely done.

Reader's Digest Said
"Bambi" was the book of the century.

Bambi's mom dying is considered traumatizing
But is there anyone who was legit traumatized? I was a very small child when I first saw it and never really grasped what had occurred. Mostly I knew the fun part of the movie was over and the rest would be about twitter-pating or something.

He was perfectly adequate in "Chasing Amy," "Good Will Hunting," and "Shakespeare in Love." That's a decent amount of non-resentment.

Let's just watch Brady cry again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Michael McKean: C O U L D B E

JACKO
ON HIS BACK-O.

Magic Bullet?