I wasn't implying that he doesn't give lead roles to women, I'm saying he tends to write roles for women as he imagines them, often pushing them beyond believability. Annie Hall might be the prime example.

I'm now mentally replaying "Social Network," only I'm replacing Rooney Mara with Ellen Page. I'm fine with everything in my head.

Are you guys discussing "Super"?

The more I think about it, the more interesting this becomes. It would depend on a great script and for both Page and Eisenberg to give amazing performances, but it might actually be a good Woody Allen film.

He's had some movies lately. There was "Inside Man" and "Miracle at St. Anna" and "When the Levees Broke."

am i legit famous? i srsly dont know #kbell #neednewagent

IFC, huh? That sounds good to me, since I'm Fred Armisen and I can just add this to my "Portlandia" contract.

Steve Harvey?

@Miller - don't think so. At her friend's house, her friend's husband (baby daddy?) is blasting some kind of trashy metalcore. There's also a live band at what may be the dourest bar on the planet. Not to mention the haunting a capella "Missouri Waltz" at the beginning.

Cleveland/Pittsburgh
I'm not sure how you can justifiably combine these cities. Especially since the venue is in Cleveland and like a block away from Lake Erie.

I'd understand some cynicism. Yeah, the music's great and the movie is outstanding, but as far as a concert goes? It just sounds miserable.

It's a business like anything else, and professionally-speaking, it's not considered good form to publicly declare that a colleague is full of shit or that someone's project is a disaster.

Did someone mention Wes Anderson's new movie?? Did they confirm Bill Murray yet?

I'm impressed that you think he can "get away with it." Last I checked, any standing he has is based almost entirely on a role in a 3-year-old film, a role that didn't even garner him the Oscar that was assumed to be a given (hence the trailer's mistake).

I accept this ironic detachment, because, yeah, Girl Scout cookies are good, but that's because they're cookies. And it's not like there are no other cookies that have mint or peanut butter.

I'm an impressively sexy woman with an approachable demeanor. Can I be on it?

I don't know what crazy grocery store you go to. Fucking everywhere, from Aldi to Whole Foods, sells cookies.

@Wait, Seriously? - Yes, HLN is the former Headline News. Yes, they have shows. I don't know if they still do the simple news cycle, because I stopped watching out of fear of stumbling upon a Nancy Grace program, of which I think there are several.

Pilot: Stripper offers Subway Hero a squeezer. A white stripper.

His face had a "Social Network" cameo
After Mark and Eduardo hooked up with the girls in the bathroom, they turn away a guy, who thought it was "cool" that two women were freshening up in there.