Holy shit. Subway Hero Variety Hour. Or something. The possibilities are endless and perfect.

@arcxjo: I'll admit, I didn't really look anywhere, but that's what I've heard for a long time. A quick scan of Urban Dictionary backs me up. No word yet from a grown-up website.

A Weenus
Is not a portmanteau of "wiener" and "penis." It is the flap of excess skin on the elbow.

Esperantoooo!

Dad?

No sane person ever should run for president. I'm not referring to the commenter, I'm saying exactly that.

Aw, that's weird. I just looked it up, it's a gift that a new father gives the mother upon her giving birth. The weirder part is the name "push present."

That was my thought. What the fuck is a push present?

What amazes me about this argument (which I keep desperately trying to make) is how many people think the 11 and 12 seed play-ins are perfectly reasonable.

That's cruel. Like Phillies fans cruel.

Yeah, here's the thing about the full-rides: it's not just the full-rides these athletes are getting, especially at the big money shows. They live their lives in style, a style that many of them may have never touched growing up. They've got cross-country trips and banquets and parades and rallies and honor and glory…

This story seems older than the saggy pants fad.

Sort of on the suspension of disbelief, it's one of those things which oddly irritate people, even though it's not outlandish. Like musicals, for example. People can buy magic and the supernatural and sci-fi in films, but not that the cast is suddenly singing.

Damn. 17 minutes too late.

Does Ellen Page not swear?
I can't remember a time I saw so many "frickin'"s in an interview.

To be fair, O'Neal's right in that it sort of started pigeon-holing the general perception of her. I dare someone to watch "Hard Candy" and not be blown away.

It's directly lifted from the first season of "Mad Men," so that legitimatizes it, probably.

Mike Nichols' "Mrs. Robinson."

Don looks like someone who isn't him said something. A dangerous prospect.

Ad money during an advertising show
Might this have anything to do with those warped spots during last year's episodes that featured two clear "Mad Men" imitators being smug and sexist, unabashedly milking what someone perceived as the draw of "Mad Men"?