Yeah, Basket of Kisses is an incredible resource for this program. And Weiner loves them, which allows them for inside stuff like this (PS: after this interview, the site is about to get a metric fuckton of hits, so the middle-aged women who run it are going to be rolling.)

Clearly, Alison Brie is going to have to go on a jealousy-fueled shooting rampage.

I will bury him. Do what I say.

Noah Baumbach's "Graceland."

Because technically, anyone can show up to a trial.

That's the hitch of any precedence this sets. It's not hard to contrive Willy Nelson singing for free (-$100, to be precise) as community service.

Sorry. I'm salty, because someone walked off with my vaporizer.

2012.

This would be an interesting way to establish precedence. Get busted for pot, get a lawyer, have lawyer go, "Hey, judge, check out this bullshit," have judge go, "Sing a song, drop a c-note, and get the fuck out."

Yeah. More shocked at the plea agreement.
There's ample to be said about decriminalizing marijuana, most of which has probably been said today somewhere in the US. So, whatever. Fuck that nonsense.

The internet thing is odd. It'd probably be incredibly hard to award a meme, since they're irrelevant in damn near record time.

"Wide release"? Pssh, what nonsense you speak of!

Also, John C. Reilly in "Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule." Those 66 minutes were a master class that hasn't even achieved a DVD release.

Cedar Crapids!

Eenie, meenie, miney
Mo.

There's always George Lopez.

Hey, it's not Eddie Murphy's fault that homophobic jokes went out of style.

They've gotta assert their legitimacy somehow. Eddie Murphy, I guess.

To be fair to the awards, it was kinda a weak year for film comedies. Look at the Golden Globes with laugh riot "The Tourist."

I can't think of anything I've seen her in besides "Paul" and "Adventureland," but she was enjoyable enough in those.