Are these awards serious??
The names are quite familiar, indeed. People's Choice familiar.

She is, kinda. Having the traits she has isn't unreasonable, but it's getting pushed. Really, who sulks that much after high school? Mix that faux-superiority complex with a increasingly desperate reliance on her boyfriend, and she's clearly regressing.

What if April actually did anything?
April and Andy together are fun. Andy alone is fun. April alone is obnoxious. We get it, she's in her early 20s, texts all the time and hates… things.

Under, over, and…
You guessed it, under again.

"Anyone who is a different age from me does not understand the world." - Everyone ever.

One of my favorite celebrity interview moments was after the Golden Globes last year when Some Woman asked Ricky Gervais, "Who does a better Michael Scott, you or Steve Carell?" He looked like he wanted to punch her.

What is the Thursday schedule these days? I'm usually working Thursday evenings, so I just watch PARKS AND REC and 30 ROCK online the next day. Is THE OFFICE somewhere around them?

Charlie Sheen's meme involve deranged quotes and waving a machete from a roof.

He was just hanging out with those guys in the parking lot.

Thing is, "Runaway" is about a man rudely and drunkenly interrupting an award acceptance speech, not about a man rudely and drunkenly beating the shit out of his girlfriend and then blaming the rest of the world.

He is the victim
Everyone needs to shut their fucking mouth, before Chris Brown firebombs the words "CHRIS BROWN IS A FUCKING HERO" onto a wildlife reservation and blames the earth for any subsequent destruction.

I was conversing genially with a compatriot at a local ale establishment, and he insisted that the current season is the weakest. "Pshaw!", I responded, and we delivered our respective arguments over pints and mozzarella sticks.

There were a whole lotta differences. For instance, the Ann subplot was elaborated on, with a great Donna aside talking about her octogenarian grandmother dying sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds. Also, the "Jersey Shore" guy comes back to get digits, which Ann refuses.

Chris Matthews
I see him every now and then. He's a nice enough guy.

Suck my dick, ass man.

They should cast an actor who is terrible at improv, and have the occasional scene where he goes off the teleprompter. Those are epic moments, because the anchor usually just ends up shouting the same statement over and over again.

If Karen's pregnant, I called it. A while ago. It's Lip's. He's not gonna be able to follow through with UChicago guy, because he's going to have some impoverished love-child to tend to.

I was confused by the intro the second time it was shown. There was no intro in the pilot, and when it showed up in the second episode, I assumed it was just another character-defining montage. But when it showed up again in the third episode and I realized it was the opening credits, I instantly questioned its worth.

If she is not what you say she is, then she is not yours to burn.

And glancing back at that subject, I wish I had put a comma in, because it looks like I'm talking about "man people."