Yeah, that was it, Leslie Warren. Though it wasn't sultry Ms. Scarlet, but a kind of nervous latter-day Karen Carpenter. It was very naked, but not very sexy.

I once saw this movie where the guy from "Blue Lagoon" is a stripper paying his way through college and then fucks his professor, played by the actress who did Ms. Scarlet in "Clue." I think this was on Reelz.

Same case with "The King's Speech." That script was written from personal research, even though any number of books could have counted as a source material.

Yeah, it's the sequel thing. Technically speaking, it's a story adapted from previous work.

That owl lamp is fucking awesome.

People love Valentine's Day? I thought most people just tolerate and endure it, whether they have someone or not.

To make sex at her.

The Elderly and what they don't know
I'm a coordinator at a high-end movie theater that is very attractive to wealthy, old people (we show indie fare that often overlaps with Oscar bait… for the past month or so, we've been one of the top two theaters for "The King's Speech"), and I assure you, those old people…

How is anyone "obligated" to watch "The Office"? Barring any recent legislation I may have missed, I was under the impression that watching television was a voluntary effort.

After last year's Golden Globes, one of the women working the red carpet asked Ricky Gervais, "Who does a better Michael Scott: you or Steve Carell." The look of personal restraint on Gervais' face as he told her his character was called David Brent seemed painful to hold.

Update: Justice is swift
The justice system works swiftly in the future, now that they've abolished all lawyers.

Oh my God
I was wrong
It was Earth
All along.

This is like an oil company
Being owned by a car wash.

"The best television is theatre"
Eugh.

Replacement
Who should fill his leathery, worn shoes, stuffed with sheets of fabric softener (or whatever the elderly do)?

Considering this is also a heaadline on CNN… yes.

That's an RDD if ever I saw one.

But Taymor says the show is good, and Taymor is an honorable man.

Terrorist threats??
This teen girl claims that, along with her various petty offenses, she makes terrorist threats?

Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now."