Ned Flanders looks oddly like
Tobias Funke.

Damn straight. If his bullshit list is worth a mention, just post the damn list.

I think you're confusing "fact" with "agreeable opinions." Critics are guides to entertainment and do, in fact, know what they're talking about. They tailor their reviews to their dominate audience, but speak from experience and are hired based on their proven knowledge and articulation. You're correct that every now…

There's a lot that gets thrown around in the verse that it's either supremely crafted (in which case, there's an argument that it's a diss along the lines of "remember who made you, you drunken, preening child") or it's as messy as most people think.

Jay-Z's verse on "Monster"
On first listen, it's the weakest of the three on that song, but there might be a ballsy subtext, along the lines of dissing Yeezy on his own track. "I smell a massacre; seems to be the only way to back your ass up."

I started hiccuping in my sleep a few nights ago and it infected my dreams. I was greeted by my diaphragm, played by a plain-clothed Patton Oswalt.

The weird thing is that the same year "Ghostbusters II" came out, Dan Aykroyd was in an Oscar-nominated role. Bill Murray's came 14 years later.

The cop tells Peter, when he's coming to meet Dana, that someone brought a cougar to a party.

Step By Step:
Step one: grow a beard
Step two: buy a synth
Step three: ???????
Step four: rock!

I'm one house over from my neighbor's vagina. Not very impressive, I know, but still good for a Monday.

What was wrong with "Ghostbusters II"? It was a fun, decent imitation of the original and really didn't presume to be much more. Unlike "Empire Strikes Back," "Back to the Future, part II," "Temple of Doom," and "Lost World," all of which which strove to be as important as the original (in respective order of success.)

"Generally going bye-bye"
Thank you for this.

It only says something about the quality of the year if you consider it one of the best.

One of my favorite lines from 2010 came from Jon Hamm in "The Town": This not fucking around shit goes both ways.

One dead fingernail
*Tear*

Firstie aside, I'm kinda with you on this one. The character and Jorge Garcia were charming enough, but after a while, it was like, "We get it, writers. You're aware of internet messages boards. Stop trying to be meta and clever."

When I saw both of those movies, I was flying trans-Atlantic on Air Canada. While I was subjected to that entertainment and was not given my own screen with options, Air Canada had its own perk: every single drink is free. Everything.

"'Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness' was and is the great album of my genre. Fuck you. Can you repeat the question?"

Standin' on a corner in GLAVIN, Arizona.

From the minds behind "Blue Mountain State"….