It also has Jennifer Connelly, who won an Oscar appearing in a Ron Howard film.

Airplanes are how I've seen "Enchanted," which is entertaining when you've been drinking, and "27 Dresses," which is nothing short of atrocious.

She was good in "Royal Tenenbaums." Ten years ago.

I think the line was something like, "Electric cars are gay. Not 'gay' like 'homosexual,' but 'gay' like 'parents chaperoning the dance' gay."

Theaters are technically supposed to give them out to guests, but there's never more than a dozen of anything, preventing there from being a logical way to distribute these things. Typically, they just sit up in an office drawer that employees rifle through when they think about it. The guests usually just ask for…

I'm more baffled by the already-filled USB drive hidden in somewhere in a cardboard box shaped like a stack of books. That hat seems obvious, but simple and easy to enjoy (if only for a brief time); the USB drive would just make me frustrated at the film and drive me away from seeing it.

I didn't edit the CYRUS t-shirt, it comes with the stars. Because it's no longer obnoxiously crass this way, I guess.

Abridged list of crap my theater got this year:
CYRUS "Seriously, don't f**k my mom" t-shirts and bumper stickers

First of all, CNN loves the Twitter. That is their problem. They need online polls so that when all of their viewers vote one way and they report the results, the viewers are convinced of their own intellect.

Cable news
CNN should try telling its viewers what to think, but in a crafty way, so that when they tell their friends and family what they learned, they can act like they're the first one to have had said thought.

"Everybody's lost, but me." - Indiana Jones, 1912.

All this is doing
Is reminding me that I haven't finished "Infinite Jest."

@Dumbledore Calrissian: I probably would. I almost put Lea Michele on my list, but you're dead on about those sex faces. What was up with her in Maxim? Everything else, magnificent, but when she contorts her face into something she seems to think might be erotic, the whole package loses worth.

It's strange to me that I can't seem to come up with anyone from cable. Anna Paquin, I guess. Or Maggie Siff, otherwise known as Rachel Menken Katz from "Mad Men."

Oh, speaking of "Lost," Emilie de Ravin.

@Judge Reinhold: Sun from "Lost" was pretty good-looking, in an outwardly-repressed sort of way.

Intriguing. That's the exact direction I was going to go.

That girl's gonna get a brain aneurysm.

I didn't care for it. I agree to adjust your expectations, but even if a movie is slow and extremely light on plot, there are still some basic unities that should be acknowledged. Clooney's character, and the situations around him, are given hardly any foundation, resulting in a messy, un-relatable film.

I own this movie.
It's part of a 12-movie set called the "Too Cool for School" collection. It cost 7 bucks at Best Buy, and is almost non-stop hilarity. Nearly every movie in the collection has its own theme song, it's incredible.