It's not exactly a beer, but Steel Reserve. That's a can of hate, right there.

I retract my snarky Charlie Daniels reference and fully endorse P Bass with a J neck's choice. Fuckin' Rush.

@Chapped Ass: "La-Byuwt," like a butte.

I pray it won't be "Inside Job." It's entertainment dressed as information, since it's an hour-and-a-half of attacking easy targets. People respond to it, because there's few things we, as a culture, love more than to be told our thoughts and opinions are right. This is why cable news is such a success.

@J Serious: I'm now indifferent. If Cook was to appear as Stanley Kowalski or Iago or any other powerful role, I'd be furious. But since it's LaBute, he fits in there like a dick fits a conraceptive.

I fall on the misogynist side of the spectrum, because while his male characters are almost always assholes, they seem to earn sympathy from the female characters being little more than bitches.

Well, wait. What about "Analyze…." Oh. Oh, I see.

I was angry
Until I saw it was LaBute. Everything that's wrong with Dane Cook is also wrong with LaBute's writing.

The same could be said for Ke$ha, but she's on the radio all the time.

Have you seen "The Right Stuff"? They say "fuck" a lot. Or at least a lot for a G-rated movie.

A funny boner?
As opposed to a dramatic boner? Or perhaps a gripping boner?

I'll be running in 2012.

Johnny v. The Devil.

I just had a fart so intense
That I was hungry afterwards.

Apparently I totally missed
That Fergie pissed herself at some point in recent memory.

That was pretty fucking great. The Who was weak, because someone fucked up the sound (really, though, who would expect the Super Bowl and The Who to have a decent technical crew?) Springsteen was odd, because after 40 years, he still doesn't really know how to play for television. Petty was good, but mostly for being…

I actually found that scene a bit weak, sort of like something "Weeds" would have put together in a particularly lazy moment. Pot makes things beautiful and takes away pain? Of course he gets diagnosed as an addict.

Tiny Danson Man?

What? Because some of it's in a tower?

He did okay in "Up in the Air," a very un-Kenny Powers type role.