Did that guy
Just get stabbed in the dick?

Please don't insist that Hollywood has little-to-no influence on society. "Bad movies" could just lead to Rifftrax; bad movies that are successful can act as a poison. No matter how much we fight it, we, as a culture, are influenced by movies. It changes our perspective on the world.

This man helped bring
"Alrighty, then" and "Hercules, Hercules" into our cultural lexicon. That must have been one fuck of an awakening he had.

This sounds better coming from Paul Anka
But, seriously. Just don't look.

What damages are they after?
Even if it was satire, how much money could have conceivably been lost? Is there an entrepreneurial aspect of YouTube that I'm missing? The way I see it, YouTube's just free exposure. If people see your video, great, but how can you get money from that (unless you sell advertising embedded…

Hey, that's the name of the show!

Who reviewed it?
Let me cast my doubt that Mary-Louise Parker is doing guest reviews on AVC for a show in which she stars.

This should be a review of a show, not its star. Forget about Sarah Palin. If you hate Charlie Sheen, does that make "Wall Street" an awful movie? If you hate Sean Penn, does that mean "Milk" should be ripped to shreds?

I'd have a cocktail with Maddow. She's ridiculously knowledgeable when it comes to potent potables.

If I recall, there were lots of polls late in the election trying to determine her influence. Most people who vote conservatively related to her personally and thought of her as a sort of folk heroine, but would be hard-pressed to vote for her. She's become a hollow icon, the Kanye West of politics.

I agree with you, Dan Ang. Yeah, it's Sarah Palin, but the show makes the point to be apolitical and the review acknowledges that. If you go into anything planning to hate the central figure, you're going to hate the central figure.

What sort of Tim and Eric terror did I just watch?
A lot happens in that video. None of it is masturbation, exactly. But Jesus and Mary Chain, what the fuck was that??

These two posts, these two posts right here. They are perfect. Pun-making is done-skis for the day.

Anderson's made a cuckold of Murray,
Many times over.

They're lawyers, but, you know, they care.

Also, what does it say
That six of the top 15 Democrat shows are cable shows, whereas only one (albeit, the top one) of the Republican shows are off the major networks? Does it say anything? Or is it just a different shade of brown on the pile of bullshit?

To quote "Mad Men":
"I don't vote."
"Heh, very good."

Oh, shit. Fuckin' firsties.

Is it just me
Or does that highlight reel look sped up? I'm not saying Dupree wasn't fast, but not only is he preposterously fast in this video, but everyone around him is mad fast. Some defensive players can run; not all of them can run like that.

You're Unfamiliar With
"1000 Ways To Die"? It's been around for a while, and probably the only original show on Spike that's remotely worth watching. It's kind of a mash-up of "Darwin Awards" and "Rescue 911."