What's wrong with Entemann's?

The thought of them can bring solace whenever we drive past a cleared out, darkened Blockbuster.

Tenth season game:
Name all the winners so far. Obviously, no searches.

In this post-9/11 world, I think the general agreement is that the only good buses drop you off somewhere near either Macy's or the "Ghostbusters" firehouse, either of which would be more than happy to provide the service HipsterDBag describes.

I love the irony
Of a bunch of "Howl" supporters dictating obscenity.

BUY THAT FUCKING DVD.

She's like a female Michael Vick.

Ah, yes. Did you check our shitters, honey?

O'Neal on Quaid:
"(yes, yes… that may or may not have included a dangerously full shitter)"

Please. Please.
No more rallies. Please stop. Please leave our failing public transportation system alone. Won't somebody think of the DC residents that have to work on Saturdays?

I was referring to Stone. She didn't have starring roles in either "Zombieland" or "Superbad" (she was barely in the latter), and getting touted as the one solid thing in your movie does not bode well for your movie.

Lindsay Lohan has a stage mom and an attention whore father. Emma Stone used Powerpoint to convince her parents to let her act. I hope the comparisons can come to a quiet end.

I don't know, I was instantly put off by the trailer as soon as they introduce a character as unpopular and show her getting shoved in the hallways. Because there is absolutely no other way to demonstrate high school social status.

She's also very funny in (of all things) "House Bunny." She brings a confidence to awkwardness the likes of which Michael Cera can only dream.

Emma Stone
Reminds me of Anna Faris, in that casting agents do not seem to know quite what to do with her. There's clearly massive talent and some type of sex appeal (that they want to play off as "coy," which means she'll sell magazines brimming with nipple slip hopes), but she keeps getting put in odd roles. The…

I don't wanna live in this world anymore. I don't wanna live in this world.

This actually sounds promising
Not great, but enjoyable. Like classic TV comfort food.

I just realized
That the ads for "Outsourced" announce NBC as being "More colorful."

Oh, great
I was hoping he'd be gifted, sexually.

My clever, satirizing Lady Gaga perfume mixture is:
Crotch sweat and desperation.