I'm pretty sure you all mean Garrett Morris.

I love when he gives The Dude the ransom note and then returns to his post with his forearms held up in a bizarre pose.

@Flaubert:

I Want To Punch
The "Outsourced" guy so hard. I'm pretty scrawny myself, but this dude is pleading for a fist to the face.

The ethnography
Of a white South African doing hip-hop makes my brain shit.

The show's been setting this up really well. Not only have they made it a norm of the world (as shown tonight), but sobriety's been a mocking point between Don and the closest-thing-he-could-call-a-friend, Roger.

It was like they were waiting for an excuse to use it. It was a cheap, hacky music video that was a helluva lot of fun to watch.

How did this thread go from a UCB reference to a breakdown of the agony and ecstasy of Chumbawumba?

DeNiro might also be exhausted, since people know he can do shit like Jake LaMotta. People want that from him, as opposed to, say, Meryl Streep who gets Oscar nominations for imitating Julia Child or whatever half-hearted thing she's up to this year.

Fish you're mine. Bite my hook.

Sunday Nights
So "Mad Men" is up against "Bored To Death" and (more importantly) "Eastbound & Down." This is a problem. Not Katrina, but it's a problem.

I'm Going To Write The Movie
Where Jon Hamm runs around some unique place (Boston-esque, but I'm thinking something European) and melts evil nuns.

"Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"
"What has that got to do with it?"
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Doctor Venkman… the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman.

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Named after a hot dog. You poor man! You poor, poor man!

Jeff Bridges and Robin Williams
Because why the fuck not?

Party Down
Should have catered the Emmys.

Felt Pelt, 538.com is actually pretty cool with Rasmussen. They acknowledge a slight right leaning, but know it's countered by other pollsters' left leanings. For your health!

I think it's time we start accepting that our favorite movies of the summer have been tragic flops.