Fun CinemaScore Fact:
In order to look it up, there is a 1-900 number to call. Those still exist, apparently!

How much more black could Rob Reiner's career look?

Oh, goddammit
Now my agent is going to stop trying to sell my attempt at the exact same thing, entitled "My Pretty Dick."

Why Do I Get The Feeling That This Was Reported
Just to arouse anger that a famous person is making an excessive amount of money?

I want a loop of Peggy riding the motorcycle to be my screen saver.

I think what Todd was getting at wasn't that Henry is a bad guy or even necessarily a bad character, but that in the world of "Mad Men," he's not advancing anything (though to be fair, he is the one who suggested psychiatry.)

I think she's been given far too many moments way too quickly, not on "Mad Men"'s standard pace. They found a better balance of secretary incompetence in Lois.

It's a classic example of "it's not the joke, it's the delivery." Take, for example, the Shit Tube, a device that lets you shit your pants and launch it into a urinal. The commercial dubs over "Shit" with "Poop," adding so much in the visual. Not to mention the warped repetition of "My dad said I could sell the Poop…

The most troubling thing I've seen on Adult Swim has to be "Xavier: Renegade Angel." It really isn't exactly cringe-inducing or whatever, but it's whacked-out worldview gets almost exhausting as an episode goes on, twisting things into realms beyond surreal.

You picked a newswire about a public suicide to brag about seeing Rifftrax?

FUCKING THANK YOU, NATHAN RABIN
What the fucking fuck was "Cyrus" up to??

I Want To
Misrepresent Your Sister.

I Want To
Win Your Sister.

Go Watch This Now
And understand why the show's being dropped by the TV Club.

Mine is Elf Cherry. I usually lose at this game.

I Want To
Host Your Sister.

I Want To
Release Your Sister.

I Want To
Engage Your Sister

I Want To
Assimilate Your Sister.

I Want To
Idolize Your Sister.