He should paint
himself a new shirt.

So
This is worse than other "Real Housewives" how, exactly??

Hey there, American Theater
The purpose of the Tony's has grown so elusive over time, especially as it "sort of fades into the background of American entertainment pursuits." It's not a celebration of excellence in theater, since Broadway (despite being a massive moneymaker as a result of it being theater's tourist…

You forgot "The French Connection" and "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."

Have you noticed how men always go, "I WILL EAT THIS FOOD"

My fucking thoughts exactly. Does she have a medical condition? Is she on some kind of medication, like klonopin? Did she lose her hands in a prepubescent accident?

Wasn't Liam Neeson
a real actor once? Like didn't I see him in "Schindler's List"?

I guarantee you, there is absolutely nothing hipster about ABC.

Jonathan Coulton does this, too. Except people have heard of him. And he gets jingle offers from Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs.

The best thing about "In Rainbows" marketing
was not how it was initially released online ("What be intern-nets?", ask record execs in Thom Yorke's head), but it was the fact that the album cost less than 10 bucks when it was released.

I'd rather just pretend the show is actually out-of-work actors and writers spending their free time cleaning up the Gulf shore as a means of forgetting their seemingly-unending ennui. Because at least that's not despicable.

On actors we grew up with aging…
I have such a hard time watching them be sexual now. Like Anna Chlumsky in "In The Loop." My Girl makes a fisting gesture after having drunk sex. Eugh.

Three?? Fucking seriously???

I equate this Tom Cruise performance to how people judged George W. Bush speeches: Did he drool all over himself? No?? Resounding success!

Has anyone here seen "W"?
It is a high-flying laugh riot. The only person who seemed to give a shit was director, Oliver Stone (even "writer, Oliver Stone" couldn't stop himself from laughing at himself.) The script sounds like it was cribbed off of a page-a-day calender of Bushisms, the cast just wanders about with…

There aren't enough songs
With Boer references.

So what's the pronunciation?
Lee Deh-Wise?
Lee Dee-Wy-Zee?

I agree that this review is spot on, and I'm saying that as someone who hasn't seen the episode. A review is a review and a recap is a recap, and this was a review of an episode where past faults seem to come to a head.

I've been rewatching the first episode ever since it aired, and the breaking news segment with Terry Bruge-Hiplo has not stopped being unbelievably hilarious.

The show was hardly about "these people" to begin with. For starters, Jacob brought them to the island, because they were a group of indiscriminately miserable people. Additionally, as mentioned in the pre-show retrospective, the creators didn't have set characters planned, they looked for a sturdy group who could…