RE: Springsteen. You guys have any suggestions on how I can get him to like me? Cuz I really really really like him but he doesn't even notice me.

Imagine the outcry if Ryan had said his favorite acts included Burzum and Earl Sweatshirt?

Imagine the outcry if Ryan had said his favorite acts included Burzum and Earl Sweatshirt?

Skynyrd is considering doing a remake of that track, now to be entitled, "Mr. Legally Obtained Under Our 2nd Amendment Rights Concealed Carry Firearm".

Skynyrd is considering doing a remake of that track, now to be entitled, "Mr. Legally Obtained Under Our 2nd Amendment Rights Concealed Carry Firearm".

Interestingly enough, Megadeth's early songs tended to be about injustice and general…uh…"rage against the machine". Now, though, they're mostly about his hatred for logic, facts and common sense. And how he got booted from Metallica for being a big sloppy drunkard.

Interestingly enough, Megadeth's early songs tended to be about injustice and general…uh…"rage against the machine". Now, though, they're mostly about his hatred for logic, facts and common sense. And how he got booted from Metallica for being a big sloppy drunkard.

Ryan has just announced that henceforth he'll be using Devo's "Through Being Cool" as his new theme music. Mitt Romney will continue to use Pink Floyd's "Money", obviously. 

Ryan has just announced that henceforth he'll be using Devo's "Through Being Cool" as his new theme music. Mitt Romney will continue to use Pink Floyd's "Money", obviously. 

Ned Flanders on Woody Allen: "I like his movies, 'cept for that nervous fella that's always in 'em".

Ned Flanders on Woody Allen: "I like his movies, 'cept for that nervous fella that's always in 'em".

Because they want to fire up their supporters, not clear the room.

Because they want to fire up their supporters, not clear the room.

This is why country-pop was invented, no?

This is why country-pop was invented, no?

"We may be die-hard conservatives, but that doesn't mean we don't know how to rock!!!!"
(Reaches for Stryper CD)

"We may be die-hard conservatives, but that doesn't mean we don't know how to rock!!!!"
(Reaches for Stryper CD)

I could see some asshole like Sebastian Bach buying this, but really, who else would? When Gene or Paul finally dies, within an hour the other one will no doubt be selling off whatever body parts he can snag from the corpse. If Paul dies first, make that 10 minutes.

I could see some asshole like Sebastian Bach buying this, but really, who else would? When Gene or Paul finally dies, within an hour the other one will no doubt be selling off whatever body parts he can snag from the corpse. If Paul dies first, make that 10 minutes.

"Supposedly" his "wife" made him burn those Polaroids. Like everything else Kiss says, though, it could be bullshit and probably is.