Thank you!

Legitimately cool, Internet.

That's the worst transliteration of schmutz I've ever seen.

MENDOOOZA!!

Damn hell ass kings!

I will.

I want it inside me.

I prefer "A Taste of Freedom" to "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV".

First!

Had I somehow been a contestant, I think that's what I would have written.

I love you Burl.

Urrite.

Ghostbusters 6: Cremaster

Neeeerrdd!!

Alas I can claim no credit for it (though that's apparently a good thing), it's a smidge of a Mr. Show sketch.

If you're blind than how could you tell that I'm a…homosexual?

Nice firstie.

That makes two of us!

Clearly you aren't drinking enough.

I'm seeing double here, four mistakes!