That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works!

Said everyone ever who has walked into a hipster's house in Austin.

Wow, mbs, I had forgotten that Loose Cannons existed until you just mentioned it. Aykroyd is terrible in that movie!

I think it will definitely be a cult classic now, whether it deserves it or not.

Welp, there goes the rest of my life!

No, Mark David Chapman shot the Amish guy. Some crazy dude stabbed the sheriff once, but it didn't kill him. He did die later, though, so you are correct that Bob Marley, who is also dead, can stop singing about him.

Nope, still James Van Der Beek for some reason.

Maybe they are just big fans of drilling and injecting fluid into the ground at a high pressure in order to fracture shale rocks to release natural gas inside.

I have very fond memories of whichever that one was that had Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart. THOSE PANTS, MAN! THOSE PANTS!

Haha, a talking pug! THAT IS ALSO A MURDEROUS CYBORG.

Beisbol Cubano, silly

Houses of the Holy is such a great record. Probably my favorite Zeppelin record.

*wipes tear*

All of them had their strengths and weaknesses, in my mind. PSS started very strong and immediately pulled me into the setting of New Crobuzon, but it did begin to drag a bit once the hunt for the slake moths was introduced. I would say it is my sentimental favorite just for being my first introduction to the…

In the second half of this year, I finally got around to reading China Mieville's Bas-Lag trilogy in order, starting with Perdido Street Station, then The Scar, and finally Iron Council, which I just finished a few days ago. I had no intention of reading them all back to back when I started, but I was thoroughly…

I DID NAAAAHT! Oh, hi, Mark!

I love you, Dr. Huxtable!

A7X is waaaaay better than the Beatles, no contest! And Coldplay has won seven Grammys since 2002. How many has Zeppelin won in that time? That's right, none! Advantage: Coldplay!

Tales of a Fourth Grade Messiah

Merry Christmas to all, and to all some illegal drugs!