*Alex Trebek voice*

u mad bro?

*George C. Scott voice*

This Disneyland jazz has too many measles in it!

Agreed. That is a really horrible name.

Your mom is the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd?

I knew a couple of kids growing up who were on a Boy Scout trip in South Texas in the late 80's, and one of the dads took them and a few other boys across the border into Nuevo Laredo just to look around. These two kids found a place that sold switchblade knives, so they hatched a plan to smuggle a couple back across…

"If you wanna smear gravy on your butt, smear gravy on your butt. Just be honest about it."

I like those people. This de-escalated quickly.

Actually, it has. See the Fat Bastard character from the Austin Powers sequels. Fat fart jokes abound!

Gastropussy

I know kung fu.

Whether ska band or improv group, they are all no doubt (pun intended?) terrible.

IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?!?!

Joseph Nuclear Payload

The first two days will be awesome, and then the remaining three will be absolute garbage.

You must be kidding, underwear! I got the picture!

*Judd Nelson puts his face in Molly Ringwald's crotch*

*Elliot Stabler punches Screech in face*

Prepare for insanity: