Allegedly!

I have not seen this sketch in 25 years, but I immediately remembered the theme song. Weird how some things just get lodged in your brain.

Nice marmot.

*lens flare*

Featuring Kevin Sorbo uttering the line, "Look, who's giving the report? You chowderheads… or me?!"

Rudie Can't Snail

You know what you did.

Waaaaait a minute! Something tells me you really don't get it at all!

Me too!

Seriously , we really don't need another hero right now.

Is this that Russian doctor that gives you all sort of weird pills? Dude, you need a new doctor. Seriously.

I'm packin' my bag for the Misty Mountains.

Nuthin' But a Section G, Paragraph 8 Thang, Baby.

Fuck you! Get the fuck outta my cab!

So wait, since Microsoft is skipping from Windows 8 directly to Windows 10, does that mean Windows 9 would have been awesome and Windows 10 will destroy the universe?

"Aaaal, let's have sex!"

Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Nah, no real person could actually be named that!

"Idiots" and "sophisticated rich people" are not mutually exclusive.

Dammit, beat me to it!

I heard Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Pardo's Pardcast the other day make just about the most succinct, perfect Cosby joke possible (when the number of accusers was lower):