"We've had some terrible news! Mr. Claus is in seclusion in the west wing."

I saw it in the theaters when it was released, and not one time since then. However, because of this movie, I know what the color puce is. I have never once used this knowledge, yet still it remains, etched into my consciousness forevermore.

They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?

My wife makes a mean bourbon pecan pie!

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CUCKOO!

Cool story, bro:

Cool. Story? Bro…

Wait, those are three different things?

WHOAH! Spoilers, dude! Jeez…

The original is better. Don't waste your time with the stupid remake! It's all exploding planes and rumbling tanks. I think Michael Bay directed.

Wait, the current Crimean War, or the old one?

Now you're on the trolley!

*severs own thumb*

Like I said, terrible!

This is a terrible mashup.

Don't listen to him, Internet! You are doing a Great Job! Why, it even says so in the title of this feature!

MIND BLOWN

No silly, that was Burundi Balk!

Its difficult to watch The Help no matter who is in it!