Smashy smashy!

GET BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

The Chili's near my house is god awful. Every time I have gone there, they mess up at least one order, the food comes out cold, and the restaurant is dirty as hell. One time I went there with my wife and her parents. The restaurant was half empty, and we waited over an hour for our food and didn't see our waiter…

Oh, man, have you not heard yet? You are legally required to like Taylor Swift now.

The AV Club

What about stealing drugs from the elderly? Asking for a friend…

That's what she said!

though it’s unclear whether his lamentation of “I can’t do this” is
because he’s tripped over the shoes on his feet, or the ones on his
heart.

"In a while" = "since the release of the most recent a7x album"

Ooo, missed opportunity. Shoulda titled it We Bought a Peach Farm.

Eh, close enough.

They were just Moonwalking, not levitating! Honest mistake.

I was seven years old when this movie came out, and for some reason, seven year old me had a massive crush on that girl. I re-watched that "Easygoing Day" scene over and over again just because of her.

I WANT SOME BUTTS!

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'.

MMMMmmmmmmm!

Can we re-write that scene and tack on a part where, after torching McCarthy and Wahlberg and dropping his one liner, the tank on Trump's flamethrower explodes, encasing him a in ball of liquid flame? Please?

DAWG, I HEARD JIM CARREY HIT DAT! I AIN'T EVEN TRYIN' TA GET DUMB AN' DUMBER'S SLOPPY SECONDS, YA HEAH ME?

He is also on Blue Bloods, but again, depends on your definition of "real TV show."

Episode 1: Jenny and Donnie arrive in fabulous Puerto Vallarta, Mexico to begin their honeymoon. Immediately upon stepping off the plane, both Jenny and Donnie step on a rusty nail and contract tetanus. Because Jenny refused the tetanus vaccine for herself and her new husband, they both die.