STALKCEPTION!

You are sentenced to death for quoting The Love Guru. And I am sentenced to death for recognizing the quote as such. A harsh but fair penalty for us both.

They all stole it from Ravishing Rick Rude.

And Jay Cutler should be played by Ken Marino in the upcoming Jay Cutler biopic, Why in the Hell Would Anyone Make a Biopic of Jay Cutler?

*Batman shoots Rob Schneider in the foot with an arrow, laffs ensue*

You know what, a Christopher Nolan version of Grown Ups would be pretty amazing, but it would probably also destroy the universe.

Well I've heard that it's a lullaby from Wonder Woman's stereo.

And he died that way as well.

<obvious>Star Wars: The Search for More Money</obvious>

Extra guyliner.

Especially if you are a lady. Right, Ben Weasel?

Abe Vigoda as Tre Cool!

♫ Albania, Albania. You border on the Adriatic! ♫

The Fantastic Four = Co-hosts of The View

Yes, it is in the next room. Right over there next to Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat.

Easy there, Gregor Mendel.

But Bill Murray will come to my house and bartend at my party!

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

My cat's breath smells like cat food. And cake.

Suicide Squad vs. The Monster Squad. Who wins? GO!