Now I am sad. Thanks, AV Club.

YOU FLUSH IT OUT, YOU FLUSH IT OUT!

The AV Club:

Ned! Ryerson! Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head, c'mon, buddy. Case Western High! I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show! Bing! Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate. Bing, again!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock, with nail polish!

Have the Rolling Stones killed!

He is a comedian. He hosted an MTV game show called Singled Out in the 90's. He was also part of a musical stand up act called Hard & Phirm.

Never change, mbs.

You're off the case, Internet! I want your gun and your badge on my desk, now!

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

Oh, behave!

First film I have been genuinely excited about in as long as I can remember.

Uh, excuse me, but it's actually SH*T weasels, but I censored myself because work. Also, crap weasels sounds funnier.

HEMINGWAY SUCKS!

Marge, where's that metal… dealy… you use to… dig… food?

Haha, what a story, jakeoti!

You are history's greatest monster.

That's the way I always took that ending. Dottie was leaving baseball for good, and she gave up the win so that her jealous, less talented little sister could be the star.

Well now I don't know what to think!

That Billy Joel is a lying bastard.