I saw Nickel Creek in Austin a couple of weeks ago, and they were awesome. Chris Thile is probably one of the best mandolin players in the world, and he's pretty hilarious on stage too.

"If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a-hoppin'. Look, it is
exactly 8:45 in the PM. I'll be down at that store in exactly 12 hours
to kick me some butt. OR MY NAME AIN'T NATHAN BENWAY!"

Ha ha, what a story, The Bishop!

That's a big Twinkie!

Genevieve Koski says these donuts are not as good as you remember.

The 42 Year Old Vacationer

"Wilson, I'm sorry. You're being replaced by this Chinese volleyball that is much cheaper to manufacture. WILSON! WILSON! I'M SORRY, WILSON! WILSON, I'M SORRY! *sobs* WILSON, I'M SORRY! WIIIIILLLLSSOONNN!" etc.

"I Know What You Did Last Summer is written in a kind of obsolete vernacular…"

Heh, racism.

How about Andy Dick? On multiple levels, even.

Don't worry, I'll stand by you! We'll lick this cancer together!

Wait, could you run that by me again?

Well, I definitely know which comment section I am not going to go read immediately!

You had me at Argie, but lost me at Bargie.

Pfft, poser! I liked them before they sold out and added that space between "Fancy" and "Bread."

From White Castle. Because it's white.

THAT'S RACIST!

Aren't we all a little bit of Mel Brooks, just as he is a little bit of all of us?

Are you Mel Brooks?

So he'll just be reprising his role as Azeem from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?