Eh, they shoulda had Hank III take several baths, get a haircut, and laser off some tattoos.

OMG, that review.

O'Neal gettin' Ziggy wit it.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!

You are not alone. Dave Grohl is still kicking himself for not having Lobot sing vocals on one of his Probot tunes.

Don't blame C3PObama! After all, he inherited this whole mess from Darth W. Bush!

Wouldn't he have been talking about Anakin, since Anakin made him?

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER SHE IS MINE!

Nailed it.

Are you Taylor Swift?

You can have my 48a when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

Because of course he is.

The summer after my junior year of high school, I went on a trip with my parents to Reno and Lake Tahoe. One night we were in the hotel room and decided to watch a movie. I picked Billy Madison, which I had not seen before. As a 17 year old male, I thought it was hilarious, but my parents seemed to think it was the…

I'll bet that lady was really appreciative of Jesus the first time she screamed, "JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!" and he saved her life, but I'm willing to bet she started to take it for granted after a while. Like that time she was late for work and putting her makeup on in the car, and she said, "Hey, Jesus, think you…

I'll allow it.

Someone else already did, about 15 minutes earlier:

My favorite cover of a Kate Bush song:

If they don't, soon she will be two steps on the water.

Aw, man, that sucks! I had a buddy from Chile in college who introduced me to Soda Stereo. Comfort y Musica para Volar was the soundtrack to many misadventures back then. RIP, Gustavo!

Proof that Joan Rivers got it: