a movie called "Douchebag" at Sundance?
probably made by a bunch of butthurt film nerds that never got laid in highschool.

I'm going to have to side with Joe on this one. Ads like that are fucking obnoxious, and I thought I could count on the AV Club to have a little more class than that.

The Long Fist Goodnight?

nah, it's happened at least three times before this.

It just goes to show what fuckin' weirdos Shore Patrol hangs out with if the drug addicts he knows thinks Requiem was awesome.

plus, last time i checked, a guy who "bangs a bunch of skanks" is only a god among men who also try to bang as many skanks as possible. not among ironic hipsters or wacky fucks like me

OH GOD WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SCROLL DOWN??? WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE MONSTER??

Meh
I'll hold out for the XXX parody.

i hate it when my boogers freeze.

I see Dr. Stankfoot is going to ride this crazy torpedo to the end. Although an avatar is in order, if this is indeed the case.

I don't trust websites
they give you viruses, right?

actually, not to give too much away, but Time Travelling Ernest Hemmingway plays a key role in the webcomic Jesus Christ: In The Name Of The Gun.

hmmmm, have you ever seen your buddy Cory and Adam Lambert in the same room at the same time?

I just looked up the spoilers for this movie
turns out the devil is actually Jesus with amnesia. after he kills everyone he's running out of the building when a rock thrown by a blind priest hits him on the head, and he gets his memory back.

oooh, are we trying to bait well-known commenters?

See, it's not a reality show
because it's scripted. it's just based on a reality show concept. except scripted.

did anyone else crack the fuck up during Watchmen when Nixon said "U.S.S. Arrrrr" after the big attack at the end?

i saw him buy an entire box of vacuum-sealed frozen steaks from a door to door salesman for $140, and he paid with his food-stamps card.

"lol" has transcended mere acronymity and has become more of a symbolic arrangement of letters. however, i think there should be an apostrophe in there, like "I totally lol'd".

Took them long enough
I guess they had to wait for Tom Arnold's schedule to clear.