avclub-8279a6322762d7011e9e4d79d81edbef--disqus
Catface Meowmers
avclub-8279a6322762d7011e9e4d79d81edbef--disqus

The recent movies were pretty cool
I've really only watched the ones with Batman in them, though. Crisis on Two Earths, Under the Red Hood, Apocalypse, even New Frontier had some good moments. Especially James Woods in Crisis.

They're actually getting really lazy with porn parody titles nowadays. Rather than the clever dirty puns we've all cum to know and love, they're just throwing out "That 70's Show XXX Parody" or "Scrubs XXX Parody", or shit like The Beast Rabin said.

we also would have accepted "Don't Goethe 'ere, girlfriend!"

I think this episode's problem is that it didn't spend more time with Coon & Friends. Captain Hindsight and the "I'm Sorry" commercials were one-fucking-note jokes that just ate up time we could've spent with the boys playing superhero and actually trying to do something.

no way, the only way you can put PHM over Downward Spiral is if you grew up in the 80's and love that synth sound. DS is a masterpiece compared to PHM.

"Wish" also has that great "FIST! FUCK!" part.

oh god, that means i'm going to be 29 when the world ends in 2012.

Jesus was the original pioneer of observational humor.

it's ok, because in this case "young teens" means 18 year olds, while "old teens" are 19 year olds. so it's all good, right guys? so no need to get the FBI on ol' Catface's case again . . .

I heard Winger loves how Stuart wears his band's shirt in Beavis & Butthead.

9/11 is the birthday i give any website when they do that stupid age verification bullshit.

no one is saying that Harris' approach is the final solution on morality. he's simply saying that maybe before you go stoning adulterers to death or disowning your gay child, you should have a reason other than "My holy book says it's ok."

jesus tittyfucking christ, Jesus Fucking Christ, can you do something about the dog? it stinks of dog vomit in here.

not interested
I'm waiting for the movie about this girl's cat. It can walk through walls, from what I hear.

when Unfaithful came out in theaters, me and some of my friends went to see it thinking there'd be a lot of Diane Lane nudity. There was not enough, so we left and went and watched the last 20 minutes of Attack of the Clones.

I'm a fan of Hicks, Flaubert, and I totally understand what you're saying. He's got a lot of good bits and jokes, but sometimes it turns into straight up rants that aren't exactly "funny", I personally think the same way about some of George Carlin's stuff. Lots of good jokes, but the occasional straight-up

no Myers in fur suit and makeup?
no thanks. how are we supposed to laugh without seeing him mug for the camera after every joke?

the only reason i knew about him is because Michael Swaim did a video of the top 5 youtube channels by subscription, and Fred was #1. oh Swaim, why can't you have 20 million subscribers?

what about John Cena??????
I thought he was in this movie. I was going to base my decision on whether or not to see this movie on what this article had to say about Cena's performance. (unless he's in the first clip, which is the only one that won't work at my office computer.)

nice try "Hamburgers", but you're obviously a cheeseburger.