that story makes my throat hurt. Especially the part where his doctor told him if he had waited longer to get the infection checked out, it would've spread to his brain or spine and killed him.

bad firsties are nature's Ipecac.

Donald, I'm pretty sure that was just called "The Chris Elliot Show", I know Elliot played the host.

"What else you got?"

i agree. this story would only be interesting if it happened right after she released her first album. minus the parts about her kids.

interesting note: if you're holding a baby, and you sing to it the song Cromwell sang to his pig in Babe (if i had words), and a girl sees you do this, she will want to have sex with you.

This one sounds pretty badass
i think i'll have to check it out on youtube or something. these writeups have been a handy guide for figuring out the best episodes to revisit, since i was never a regular follower of this series but am still a fan.

my favorite thing about the word "schadenfreude" is that the only reason anyone uses it is because they heard the definition from Lisa Simpson.

Some asshole said this was the funniest interview ever
YOU LIED TO ME ZEPPOMARXIST, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

You know what the REAL best part of the dueling summer camps was?
BRIAN DOYLE MURRAY, THAT'S FUCKING WHAT!

someone getting high?

I heard someone say "free weed" and I tried to post, but I think my post got high and wandered off . . .

Did I hear someone talking about smoking weed?

Other Pilot: We're loaded up, let's get the hell out of here.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that, while The Matrix was cool, it had too much slow motion. just about every "superhuman" thing they did was in fucking slow motion, you never got a good sense of how powerful they all were except when Morpheus did the jump the first time.

jesus, more like "Major Buttsore". Whine some more, cock.

So when that kid dies
It's basically because the guy flying the VTOL hover-plane thing didn't LOOK STRAIGHT UP and ran into that other VTOL thing.

shouldn't that be "a new naked cute young girl assistant?"

well if you really want to comment on them you can just go to Dan Savage's blog once he puts them up there.

and an alternate audio track that just plays "Yakkity Sax" over all the scenes.