Probably one my least favorite and most sleep-inducing episodes of the entire series, featuring several of the most poorly acted and two-dimensional characters. I don't get this review at all.

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Star of The Big Valley and future ex-husband of Farrah Fawcett?

To give them something to do for a change besides standing around? You never know with this show. But I hope you're right.

Ouch! (I know, that's what he said.)

Interesting theory about the two lovebirds (pun intended), but I doubt this is what's happening. Would be cool, though.

No funeral if the death was never reported…

It's twins doing that, which is even creepier. They also play Don Draper's second son on Mad Men.

That's crazy talk.

Sons of Melancholia.

"chunks"

Watching it w/o commercials via "channels," I never notice the extra length. Except when it drags. So yeah, I notice the extra length.

I was relieved that Marks didn't maim the preacher's stepson as a warning, although I was really hoping he would shoot Jax somewhere interesting.

Chucky and Juice.

The episode title manages to be both a Hamlet misquote and a reference to all the dismemberment in this and previous episodes.

I read that sentence with implied quotation marks at the beginning and end.

Afterlife with Clarkie.

"Phallic," in case the typo doesn't get edited. And yes.

The last time I saw something somewhere similar to this on a show (granted, it was a daytime soap), the parents had actually dead abroad and the teen was living alone.

And dicks get sore too, to be blunt.