MICHAEL CHIKLIS!

We are not animals! We are MEN. Made in the image of God!

I liked him in Rat Race.

Owen Wilson ALSO says…
It's an altar. What you might call a…HOPA??

Adam Sandler says…
I quit — THIS — JOB!

Problem #99: I got the video rehearsed but you didn't blow me first.

SQWEEZER TO THE DOME!!!!!

But when the song was written, people used their answering machines to screen phone calls. The lyrics even point to her using an answering machine.

No Doubt
this has been mentioned already, but isn't "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt a little outdated? Isn't that about screening phone calls?

Problem #4 Avoid bathrooms

DREADLORDS…DO IT IN THE DARK

Yoko is
'nuff said.

It's not true
That's BULLSHIT. I did not hit her! I DID NOT.

-
Lebanese Topher Grace?

You also snubbed Mean Girls. What's with that?
Also, Virgin Suicides, Fast Times, Dazed and Confused…

You Krasty.

I'm gonna be the guy who bluntly points out how overdone jokes no longer have a place here.

Wait, these are replies?

Wait
This is news?

EVERYBODY —
I'd like to make myself believe that people like Diablo Cody
It's hard to say "honest to blog" while keeping a straight face…