MR F
If Jason Bateman shows up this film will be…*puts on sunglasses*

Parking Garage
I still make sure, no matter how small the parking garage is, to take down the letter/number/color where my car is parked. I have nightmares about being lost in a parking garage because of this episode.

There is no First Corinthians 4:23.
You'd probably be more keen to ejaculate on Genesis 38:9

In the motherland, the milkshake drinks you.

God: I am going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah with fire and brimstone…but THOU WILL BLOW ME FIRST

Jenkem
All I have to say is:

Zooey
Isn't this the role that Zooey Deschanel was BORN to overact?

This thread just keeps….wait for it….

The cage goes in the water. You go in the cage in the water. And the shark's in the water. Our shark.

I believe the question here is, will M Night be making an appearance as the plucky elevator serviceman?

Combo breaker if they're conjoined twins

Relationships
The Deal seems to me to be the beginning of a growing theme in Seinfeld over the years — conquering relational issues that are normally impossible. Friends with Benefits, turning a gay man straight, the roommate swap, etc. I think that is some of the funniest ground to cover because the "problems" and…

FIRE!

Don't shoot! LET 'EM BURN!

A Dream
I had an incident much similar to what happens to Jerry at the beginning of "The Heart Attack". I woke up in the middle of the night, and wrote down what I thought was an incredibly funny dream.

Good so I'm not the only one who thought that.

The One Ring is also a Class IV grenade?