Hey, no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel

Don't tell Harry!

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION!

-
Because the murderer struck again! HEY

OF COCK

Surely I'm not the only one who imagined Tom Bombadil as a jolly magic negro

I didn't fly 3000 miles for this shit

Third Prize, I'm fired

In Soviet Russia, the gift shop exits you.

JESUS CHRIST DOC!
Damn, damn, damn damn damn, damn

23 people
The other 22 people given genius grants this year are fans of The Wire

I'd say B+

Come Again?

Corky
What about Backdraft? Did you have a big budget for Backdraft? No! You took that budget and you turned it into FLAMES!

You know why I can't put up with you people? Because you're BASTARD people!

MGM
You know it's a slow news day when…

Frank, I think this vice firstie candidate is (puts on sunglasses) going rogue.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie

^^^ Member of the Donnie Osmond Fan Club

Oh George Michael
You smoked weed. You smoked it like a cigarette.