But, I don't live in Chicago and I guess they are keeping us non-Chicagoans out. 
Thanks for ruining my marriage chances, AV Club.

Shiny bowling ball with murderous intentions.

Oddly enough, it was the only thing in a theater showing TRON: Legacy that made any sense.

Whaaat?  That's just bullshit!

Mayhap she does, mayhap she don't.

"I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls covers both them running and possible country of origin of the Glee bomb. 
Spoiler:  It's just some background character making a volcano for science fair.

The Hendricks episodes make me explode… in my pants.

I thought they smelled bad on Hollywood Insider.

This is not OK, bro.

ahem
That's Talking Badly, AMC. 

Life was a lovely album.

Ray Parker, Jr and Vanilla Ice both agree that those songs sound nothing alike.

Fun fact:  I did not get why the cast of Community were discussing Barenaked Ladies because at the point I'd never watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

Chapter  1:  Just lying in bed.

FACT:  Sam's Club is an all-American company
FACT:  Obama has a Costco membership
Why does Obama hate America?

Well, of course, he'd deny it.  

Did you hear about that George Clooney?  He enjoys sexual relations with attractive ladies and refuses to commit to any of them.

Thom Yorke's got a fucked up eye.

If Fox cancels Family Guy the terrorists win.  And I'm inclined to let them have the victory.

I asked that very question when the first or maybe 2nd trailer hit.
The answer I received:
"You're an asshole for even asking.  He's fucking Superman.  Fuck you."