While looking I kept wanting to tell that Anonymous lad to stop posting on my lawn and to turn down that boombox.

It really captures the tone of Harris' first two books and is 100% hammy Anthony Hopkins performance-free.

I for one am offended.

It was the excitement of him running into her at the Home Depot. 

I always appreciated the loss of virginity in Anne Rice's The Mummy.

I tried like hell to read it in order to see what the big deal is.  I was unsuccessful in reaching page 40.  

Dodgeba2.

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If you weren't putting animal crackers in your lady love's drawers then perhaps Mr. Willis and Mr. Affleck shouldn't have bothered saving all of us.

Bad Boys 2 is one of those movies I watch a couple of times per year.  I'm generally fascinated by the hundreds of man hours and millions of dollars spent on that car chase with the car carrier that I can not work out exactly what is happening during.  Also, the discomfort of Lawrence and Smith treating that young…

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I feel after you invoked Phantom Menace the entire goddamned army should be called The Sullied.

I believe that Robin Williams is heading back to television in the fall.

They keep stretching the show out in hopes that Fame makes a comeback so they can matriculate.

I suppose that if the bombers were children who had been influenced by a former SNL cast member I could see the connection.

One would have to take The Following seriously before they could get properly offended by it.

I can't believe that Sarah Jessica Parker and/or Celine Dion just entered our bar.

Why that's the Big Dipper ain't it*
No that's Orion.
[stabs 1st person to death]

"I knew that my evil brother and her evil uncle, Professor Cornbeef Westingham was aiming to kill us to keep us from informing someone at the local hospital of his plan to take over the local multi-billion dollar corporation that employs most of the town.  So we faked our deaths with the help of-

Alls I know is that shit Ragna-fuckin'-roks.

He is now in Valhalla designing a bitchin' mural for Wotan's sweet ass van.

Awww Andrew Ryan is slow dancing with a little sister to "You're the Inspiration".  This concert was a wonderful idea.