Haha Jupiter is gas giant located near Uranus.

What about the time Vern Troyer something something white dwarf something…

Seems like only yesterday that I watched a bit of the first episode, never finished that episode or watched any other episodes. 
*sniffle*
Memories.

His Mighty Mouse was a joy to 15 year old me.  It being taking off the air due to an idiot adult feeling that his sniffing of obvious flowers was, in fact, the snorting of drugs made me first realize how much I despised the sort of people who go out of their way to find things to be offended over.

I hope he came to accept The Force as his lord and savior before he died. 

Something something just the tip… of my tongue something.

I now fully expect an Eli Roth Motel Hell remake. 

Lesbian necrophilia just seems like a waste of everyone's time.  Eating out a corpse and expecting a corpse to eat you out just seems destined to end in frustration.

Do you mean the Ben Affleck vehicle Moonraper?

2004

From The Following's FBI manual.

I swear that Joe's followers are goddamned ninjas.  Every week it seems that they get the drop on the FBI while standing in the same room.

I save it up and make authentic Blair Witch souvenirs for tourists

In fairness to MTV, in BD Part 2 they are married and no one wants to see married people kissing.

I can't believe that MTV interrupted that [MTV reality show] marathon for this shit.

I still recall my early days of video game playing where I didn't have to justify playing a video game by caring one way or the other if it is art. 

The budget would cover all the extra shit that gets added to make the movie "more exciting" and "recent blockbuster-like". 
Ain't nobody* gonna leave the house to see some dudes walking and talking about shit.

Luckily I heard it on the radio yesterday so I don't have to.

Well if he can go back in time so can the autotune.  We, in the future, would now be arguing that the CD re-issues pale in comparison to the crackle and pop of the original wax pressings.

Anne Frank was a teen girl.  Teen girls love the Bieber.  It isn't much of a stretch to assume she might enjoy gazing at his photo while imagining that he is singing just to her.