1993
Dear Mr. Gibson,
In your film Man Without A Face you did indeed have a face.  Perhaps in the future you will not name your movies in a misleading way.

Snow Dogs.  The trailer implied that it was a talking dog movie.  Instead we got too much Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Dear Vivid Video:
I recently watched Jack Reach-around:  A XXX Parody and failed to explode in my pants.  Had I not watched it for free I would demand my money back.

She, the law and the college seemed pretty cool about having photos of her tits being used to sell pies.

Exile From My Lawn.

Next up:  Precious Moments: The Motion Picture

He learned that he really likes those Sandler checks.

It seems like a very nice movie that I'm in no way required to see.  

I believe that Ms. Fox said, "Please give me that large check.  I'm sorry that I implied that Mr. Spielberg is Hitler.  Although, Hitler did fuck up the 3rd act of his war with treacly heart-warming bullshit."

"Why no Mr. Bay.  I will not accept that large check I have my standards"

The "are video games art" debate every time it comes up:

Ah.  I thought last week that it was awfully sporting of Joe to get Hardy laid.  Now I see his plan all along.  He needed filmed proof that Hardy wasn't as well hung or awesome in bed as Joe before Joe decided to commit to taking his wife back.

Anxie to Matthew Lillard:

Baby, my love for you is like fighting the Triad. 
The Triad what's trying to keep me from plumbing your depths. 
And by plumbing your depths baby, I mean laying pipe. 
And by laying pipe I'm mean

G.III. Joe

The Governor, in disguise, officiates the wedding.  Things don't go well.

I kept waiting for the bullet that Andrea uses to pass through the wall and kill Tyrese because he did a bit too much in the episode.

Frequently shirtless dudes?  How has Matthew McConaughey avoided being in one of these.  Possibly as a white devil trying to separate some lady from her "marriage and strong Christian virtues"?

I would say Jerry Lewis but he doesn't find Julie Kavner funny.

The 2 changes:
One brief shot while Iron Man is saving those people from the airplane of a "Made in China" sticker on his boot.
Mandarin wins.