I'm still not 100% sure of who she is.  I vaguely recall seeing her CDs somewhere in the 90s.  But I too lazy and disinterested to look up whatever hit song(s) she had.

He directed Houseguest and The Sixth Man back to back.  That's how.

Let's hope the Rapture takes us before this hits theaters.

If that goddamned dog doesn't talk in the movie you will hear from my lawyers!

As soon as we rebuild society to the point that we have internet again I will be posting my theory that the Atlanta, GA city council was behind the whole thing since they got the signs up so quickly.

Lorenzo Music.

@avclub-9cbac99b96b86db11c3cb9501e695e31:disqus Not 24/7.  Ted Turner loves Braves baseball and Marc Singer in The Beastmaster as well. 

50 Shades of Grey Fox.

They do have all those young ladies currently stripping to pay their way through school to choose from.  Perhaps a NASA outreach program to convince them to major in astrophysics.

115 pairs of gloves?  When does that ever come in handy?

If pregnant the test says, "Ain't mine" and skedaddles.

Caesar:  Bubbles?  I thought your name was Koko.

A prequel where the founder of the Umbrella  Corporation hangs out in a hotel quirkily discussing a A-virus?

Perhaps Reese Witherspoon can take her place and, after some comedic misunderstandings, romance Kentucky.  Possibly, while standing in the rain.

@Scrawler2:disqus If I had to hazard a guess I'd say that the seriousness of CSI in regards to rape, sexual assault and whatnot is there to counter balance the rape and easy low hanging sex jokes of the sitcoms.
At the end of the day if one complains about 2 Broke Girls they, CBS, can say in a wounded voice, "But we…

Old people love tits and rape jokes.

I think it is just a spring/summer show that allows David Spade to do whatever David Spade does in his downtime.  Being snarky and nailing hot women I believe are his major hobbies.

I always appreciated how Coscarelli made the first two make no logical sense.  He really captured the feeling of dreaming on a microscopic budget.  The last two failed at this by having Baldwin come back and essentially gaze into his navel while Bannister hung out with a kid and a kung fu lady in some other part of…

Atlas Shrugged Episode III:  Revenge of the Shit.

I believe it obvious that the hoi polloi is incapable of appreciating a movie that is so far ahead of every other movie refuses to bend to their rigid definitions of "entertainment" and "things that don't suck".  Someday, these movies will be the cornerstone of American education.