If you notice one foot looks like it has started being lifted.  Even in the post-apocalyptic future you gotta stretch before running. 

That movie ain't got no Elder Scrolls or Tall Men in it?  Fuck that shit.

Sadly not as often now that my middle aged married man paunch has begun occluding my view.

All I see is balls.  Possibly Lennon's balls.  But, definitely balls.

@Dikachu:disqus I think I used to watch it coupled with Night Shift fairly often.  I'm afraid to revisit Night Shift.

I loved that movie when I was a kid.  I rewatched in on Netflix instant a few months ago for the first time in about 25 years and had no idea what I saw in it.

Well don't leave us hanging over a precipice held only by your steroid-y arm. 
Did you get to rent Cliffhanger or not?

You act like he's a damned English professor or something!

Joe:  Did you know that Poe was unappreciated in his time and often received Fs from the local Boston dailies?
Shadowy Figure:  Joe I want to make you happy so I'm gonna destroy your critics starting with this Sims fellow.
Joe:  That would be wonderful Mr. Armond White. Now tell me again how terrific I was in Resident…

Classic FBI handbook.  Motel room FBI guy stands right in front of a thin hotel door and acts shocked that bullets can penetrate it and him.

We're gonna have a DVR party alright!

If you think that's bad, dad who just moved in with me, you should have seen the time Jewish PacMan raped Pakistani Pitfall Harry on 9/11.   

Holy shit!  Heisenberg kills Dumbledore!

Put some karate stuntmen  in rubber turtle outfits and get Feldman and 3 other dudes to do the voice overs.  The other 3 TMNT movies didn't put this much effort into casting.  Because it didn't matter.

Perhaps the girlfried either watched Durst's sex tape or read that passage from that groupie's book that describes how powerful Durst truly is.

Fingers crossed that I don't get burn by this image titled "Jennifer Love Hewitt titz and sucking kocks"

I liked Nookie and Break Stuff well enough.  I never felt any pressing need to delve deeper.

Damn.  My 50 hours of free AOL is nearly up.  I guess I'll do the free month of NetZero next.

I find that POGs much like my pristine collection of Rob Liefeld comics and Battlefield:  Earth action figures are completely worthless.

A hat that is both bling-y and sideways?  I believe the Sega Saturn has finally found it's mascot.  Sorry Bug!.